Were you responsible for the giant shed incident?
And was it sanctioned by the then First Lord of Deciding Who Gets Crushed?
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Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:55,
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It is customary for The First Lord of Deciding Who Gets Crushed
To be crushed with an item of his choosing at the time of his retirement.
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Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:20,
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