I liked the redneck bloke in The AuthorityThree Willy Seth, also known as the 6 billion dollar bastard.
'Seth brags about the number of powers he has, saying he has 2,012, though he really only has 1,204, some of which don't even have names.
He has named other powers including: ice-vision, x-ray strength, rainbow breath, speed-squared, shame-vision and nuclear poop-vision.'
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'Seth brags about the number of powers he has, saying he has 2,012, though he really only has 1,204, some of which don't even have names.
He has named other powers including: ice-vision, x-ray strength, rainbow breath, speed-squared, shame-vision and nuclear poop-vision.'