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# They fucked my first induction.
Never told me that they unclipped the bottom two clips. I actually held myself up on the armstraps for the rest of the fall. My buddy was a cunt too. He was pissed off at being paired with me as I was much taller so did about five flips out of the plane and corkscrewed for about a minute.
Having used all my strength up holding myself up, my feet landed before him and a skidded face first aling a field full of sheep and lhama shit.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)