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# but... doesn't everyone do that?
I keep all my extraneous soup in the bathroom

under a thick layer of tinfoil

everynight I put a new layer of tinfoil on the soup to protect it, after first telling it that I love the soup, you love your extraneous soup don't you? if you don't it'll become sad and go sour in the can :( poor soup.

My soup is always happy, except this one time, but that wasn't my fault, it fell on the road and MI5 (I think it was them) drove a road roller over it, thus killing the soup.

Poor soup, I still hear the screams in my sleep now 'WHAT'S THAT FUCKER DOING'

it haunts me to this day

oh what was the question again? OH LOOK A BIRD!

:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)