Wee in a jar/bowl
flick it out of the window at passers by. 5 points if they notice, ten points if they notice then dab at the patch and sniff their fingers, 100 points if it looks like they know what it is.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:10,
archived)
Remind me to wear a Mac if I ever deliver flowers to you at work
in person.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:11,
archived)
I would never flick wee at you, dearest
not unless you asked me to, and then told me that you'd really thought about it and were sure.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:12,
archived)