*accidentally tears out a clump of hairs and kicks over the red wine bottle in the ensuing kerfuffle*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:10,
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Noooo!The last of the Rioja!
Right, off to the 7-11, you...
(Right, off to the 7-11, you...
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:12,
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I'm tense.It's a beige carpet, and this is a very expensive hotel room.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:24,
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Salt - Get Salt from the mini-bar! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:25,
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*scrapes salt off the peanuts*oh god it's drying out.
Hang on, I think my mate's kid has got a credit card...
(Hang on, I think my mate's kid has got a credit card...
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:29,
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Oi - leave that - we need it for chopping the coke...Go see if next door have got some.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:30,
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*knock knock*"Erm, hello mate. Have you got any salt?"
"Are you taking the fuckin' piss?"
"Erm... "
("Are you taking the fuckin' piss?"
"Erm... "
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:37,
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bwahahaha....You star, sir....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:42,
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