Fuck, that's easy
Barack would fucking have the lot
He'd probably kill the Queen with a single hard left hook to the jaw and then in a tussle, the Duke might get in a punch but would probably collapse of exhaustion, when Barack would kick him hard in the teeth, instantly killing him. He'd then fuck Michelle on their still warm corpses until her fanny collapsed and she died of fanny complications.
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He'd probably kill the Queen with a single hard left hook to the jaw and then in a tussle, the Duke might get in a punch but would probably collapse of exhaustion, when Barack would kick him hard in the teeth, instantly killing him. He'd then fuck Michelle on their still warm corpses until her fanny collapsed and she died of fanny complications.