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# i went to chester zoo
a monkey pulled a lump of slimy, mushed- up, half-chewed banana out of its mouth and threw it right in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# And you've been spurning the romantic advances of men ever since ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# bollocks to that!
NOTHING would put me off men! hell, i've even seen my dad naked and that didn't stop me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# She didn't say
that it was a male monkey
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)