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# hey!
i got a case, and i don't mean herpes. where can a dame lay her hands on a willing and able dick in this town?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I got your Ace Dick right here *points...*
*...at the detective agency across the street*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# you and me, we'd never make it, sam
you got an itch that i just can't scratch, i'm hotter than a chilli dog in a volcano. you know broads like me are nothing but trouble, so why don't you just let me go back to the gutter.
so long, sam, see you in the funny papers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Are you from Busts R Us?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# no
i deal craps in atlantic city
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Hell no to coming down to atlantic city.
I'm up to my neck in this weird puzzle shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)