Just like Colonel Dekker?
you would get to chase the A-Team around, which sounds fun.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 15 May 2009, 9:43,
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Are you not in the House of Lords
They get even better allowances
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 15 May 2009, 9:44,
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