He's touching that fish in an inappropriate way.
Call the fish police!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 18 May 2009, 12:48,
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He has his thumb in an awkward plaice.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49,
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