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# I get the impression
that crabs could be fatal!
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:22, archived)
# if cooked right they are ok
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:23, archived)
# Yeah but if you get through an entire bowl full
you always end up with a pube in the mouth.


I've lamentably had the misfortune of having crabs before. The cow in question knew she had them too as she said, 'I've been with a few guys recently' and I thought I'd be OK with a profalactive.
I was on sodding tour too so I couldn't get to a doctor's. Had to take the advice of an old road dog and try lighter fluid. There was an alarming ammount of testicular skin pealage but it did the trick.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:28, archived)
# exactly,for flossing
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
# No not for Flossy
you sheep shagging perv:P

EDIT: Actually that's a good point. Everyone has a go at all these peeps doing furry images but no one has a go at the Welsh:P
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:32, archived)
# im not welsh, but i wish i was,dem sheeps look goooood
EDIT: i just read your crabs story LOL
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I remember hearing a New Zealand stand up one. He said something along the lines of;
YEah in NZ we fuck sheep. Day in day out. Fuck, fuck, fucking sheep. We do it so much that none of us have jobs. Then we send it over to England and you eat it. :P
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:38, archived)
# mmmmm succulent
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:40, archived)
# lamb with pork:)
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# if anyone ever stays over at harrys house
be reminded to bring your own towel !
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:24, archived)