*cue jolly knees-up music hall tune*
I see a happy chicken,
I've seen it all me life,
I'll find a happy chicken,
And make that chick me wife,
I found me happy chicken,
Me family was in shock,
When halfway up the bloomin' aisle
I skewered 'er on me cock.
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 May 2009, 23:54,
archived)