actually, that's bollocks
according to wiki, it's about a border guard Elton fancied. Mr The Tramp wins again.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 22 May 2009, 0:39,
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I was about to do a ninja edit!
Border guard? yes.
Spy? no.
Taupin equally into Russian rent boys? priceless.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 22 May 2009, 0:41,
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