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# That's probably from the time they accidentally used superglue instead of lube.
It happens to all of us once.

Them! IT HAPPENS TO ALL OF THEM ONCE!

*looks around uneasily*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# O_o
*checks hands for superglue and pubes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Fucking hell this is the worst text adventure ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY A PUBE-GRUE.
Go North?(Y/N)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Go West, surely?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Life is peaceful there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Also I'd just like to take this opportunity to state that I always presumed you were a beary kind of gentleman.
Wherein actual fact you looked like someone who had been forced to leave the army, and still thinks about twisting a man's guts with his bare hands.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# :D haha
I've only done that once. And from the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Same here.
Though I am a surgeon.

And by surgeon I mean I cut someone up once.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
# It makes for some crazy reading!
and I'm glad it was my comic and mystery penis that inspired it
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# why does it have to be a mystery?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Toyah says so
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# that ginger witch can get bent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# The less successful first iteration of the mystery machine.
Though a lot more fun to ride.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# velma wouldn't agree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I read that as vulva
on that note, gnite fair b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# night sir
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Jinkies!
edit: Lovely to see you on Saturday, by the way - you weren't as scary-looking as I imagined.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Yes, unfortunately my hair went all short and metrosexual and my beard became practically non existant.
I DISLIKE THIS STRANGE TURN OF EVENTS
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Aww you looked all fluffy and cuddly.
I wanted to pet you, but was afraid that it was all a ruse to attract your prey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Oh well, at least it would have been a change from getting compliments solely from heterosexual men.
GIVING ME THE LONELIEST EXISTENCE EVER!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)