that would be a perfect solution
Griffin vs The Secret Service.
Would the government even admit he had ever existed afterwards
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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Given what happens to Brazilians on trains
there wouldn't be much evidence left.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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