Ah. Allergies.
OK.
Personally, I'd laugh like a drain at video footage of the undignified deaths of rock stars who some women inexplicably go for.
Because I'm a twisted, embittered bald hunchback with smoking, drinking and swearing habits to support.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:02,
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*swiftly marries Smash while she isn't looking*
Look, it'll make our mums happy, OK?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:08,
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