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# What? It was black!
It was a baby version of one of the characters from Team Fortress 2 and doesn't even look remotely like any of my many faces.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# It was BROWN
You could be brown. I wager you tan quite well.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I would if I ever went out in the sun, and it wasn't so hot and shit.
I do have an inexplicably tanned penis, but that is another subject entirely.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Lots of chaps do.
Like women and darker coloured labia.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha, that sounds like a terrible terrible name for a gay stripper.
Lotsa Chaps.

It works because it implies they both own many pairs of leather chaps and have also had lots of men.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I thought you meant 'darker coloured labia' till I read on.
That would be a properly shit name.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# For a gay stripper
Yes it would.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Unless it was a lesbian one.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)