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# new RISTICLES
keeping your testicles close at hand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I find it easier to keep my hand close to testicles.
*scratches*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# wear underpants with a sandpaper crutchpiece
saves all that excess scratching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# They'd have to be specially tailored to get into all the regions that need scratching.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Maybe I can just hire a small scratching monkey
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# possibly
what kind of pay would you be offering?
i ask purely in a spirit of enquiry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Well I was hoping I could pay it peanuts.
And all the pubes it desires.
It'd have to enjoy its work and not mind working in confined and dirty spaces.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hmm
not this monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)