I imagine he'd love to play Super Street Fighter Turbo II with three or four fat spotties and a fat bird.
Judging from all the available historical evidence, I mean.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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I would kick his arse with blanka or maybe e honda
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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