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# Because of Zombies.


Even more flexible than 'in bed' or 'in my pants' after fortune cookies, better as an excuse for just about any accident or failure and the perfect answer to any question.

'You seriously forgot our anniversary? I told you yesterday! HOW COULD YOU FORGET SOMETHING THIS IMPORTANT!?'
'...because of zombies.'


'What? Why have the residents of the old folks home begun disappearing?'
'Because of zombies.'

SEE?! It's perfect!
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I can't get enough zombies

I think my favourite sign combo is "Do not feed the alligators because of zombies"
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I like reduce speed now.
Anyone that pays attention just proves Darwin right and earns a cheer from us bat-and-machete wielding psychos on rooftops as we pitch small explosives down at the shamblers.

(Large explosives are to be saved for when we've hearded enough of them into a warehouse. Nothing like zombie rain, you know.)

Stinky but fun
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# How many trees are there in London?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# there's only 1 tree
and it's rotated throughout various sites throughout the greater london area
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I hope people like the tree. I'd feel bad if they didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# well, bastard those guys
BASTARD THEM IN THE FACE

that's what I say.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# i wholeheartedly approve of this
zombies are the tits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I might shoot some zombies later
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Haha
Clicked. Now to the mall where I feel safe.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Lord,...why was I born?...
..."Because of Zombies!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)