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# oh, you fucker!
i laughed so hard that scrambled egg shot up my nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Did the scrambled egg just materialise, and then proceed to shoot up your nose?
or, which is frankly more likely, were you eating scrambled egg?

Edit: Also, why am I curious about this matter? Forget I said anything.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Or as it's commonly known as: Smegma
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# i was eating scrambled egg
but now i am eating the toast it rode in on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Toast that has carried scrambled egg is the most praise-worthy of toasts.
*awards medal*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *accepts*
it is all gooey with egg juices, except for the crunchy corners
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Bloody hell, I'm hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# and so you should be
for it is meal time.
i may have a little gap left for cheesy nachos at the cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# It wasn't congealed semen was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# no
i haven't shagged anyone eggy lately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# No turkey inseminaters then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# nope
like i'd ever have a kid!
or a turkey baster, for that matter.

now, vote for my image challenge suggestion!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)