I like the Onion article about how if you add up all the weight she claims to have lost on diets, it comes to several tons...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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And she'd do it again too!
$kerching
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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