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[challenge entry] ebay


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(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I want a shoe that pisses like that
*bids*

nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# PISS SHOES FOR YOUR COCKFEET
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# it does mean you get wet socks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)
# yeah man
that's got all the makings of a classy 1980's song

"COCK FEET"
"COCK FEET"
*guitar solo*
"COCK Feee-EEee-eEEEEEE-EEEt"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
#
and that's neat
that's neat
that's neat
that's neat

I really love your piss cockfeet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# That actually isn't a bad idea

Also, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I bet the buggers will still forget to leave feedback
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
# You don't want to see what your buying then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# To be honest, for most of eBay auctions you'd be better off without the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Ok
That is true
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# but I like those auctions where they find a random stock photo of the item
and list it in the style of "ORANGE FOR SALE. NOT PEAR/TOASTRACK ETC"

and item specifics: "ORANGE: Fruity, OTHER: TRUMPETS"

Does this include trumpets?

There are no trumpets, I listed trumpets because, trumpets....

oh, I suffer ebay rage due to auctions in that fucking style that make me want to stab people a lot. Bastard retard listers. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.

DIE.

ah, feel better now.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)
# we all get a bit of ebay rage
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# yes
grr!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# those who don't give you feedback annoy me
Even when you ask them nicely, after you have left it for a week (as they might be away or ill)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)
# When people used to bug me for feedback, they got some
Usually not the kind of feedback they wanted though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# i thought it was a picture of a mouse holding a crossbow in its mouth before reading the text.
Its nicely done though :D
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I crossed my eyes
AND I SAW IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# :D
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)