If you don't behave, the pope will steal your eyeballs and juggle with them.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:43,
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*shits in the Pope's kettle*
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:44,
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Keep your eyes on his hands!

Then he can't get you, man.
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:45,
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I think I might be spending too much time on b3ta.
Flatmate just wandered in, topless (he's a boy, stop drooling). His arms and face are tanned dark brown, the rest of him is pasty white. Before I could stop myself, I said "What colour-matching algorithm did you use?"
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:46,
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In your story, it's a boy.
but in mine, it's a hot chick whose totally hot.
:)
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:50,
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The eyes have it !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:17,
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oo, hee hee!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:37,
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