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# If you don't behave, the pope will steal your eyeballs and juggle with them.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)
# *shits in the Pope's kettle*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Keep your eyes on his hands!


Then he can't get you, man.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I think I might be spending too much time on b3ta.
Flatmate just wandered in, topless (he's a boy, stop drooling). His arms and face are tanned dark brown, the rest of him is pasty white. Before I could stop myself, I said "What colour-matching algorithm did you use?"
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# In your story, it's a boy.
but in mine, it's a hot chick whose totally hot.

:)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# The eyes have it !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# oo, hee hee!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)