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# The Javelin, a long pole that ancient greeks threw at eachother for limited personal amusement.
Discus.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# They need to set it on fire or make it fire glitter as it flys
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# such madness is the madness of epic hollywood realistic historical epics
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# the classic one for hollywood epics is that everyone is so clean and every where is spotless
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# that's because these people are heroic
but no, that doesn't mean they can emmigrate to the land of the free. :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# but they do all get sweaty
Many of them have homosexual undertones to them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)
# yes.. the fight scenes
"YOU ARE AS STRONG AS AN OX"
"AHAH! YOU ARE WORTHY TO PUNCH MY FACE!"

and then they walk off into the sunset

ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)
# The solders of the Spartan army were encouraged to have sex with each other, as it meant that they closer so they would fight better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# indeed, this would be the reality of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# they were also encouraged to do sexes with the kiddies who were freshly taken from the parents to be trained up to be big strong scary spartans
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# all kinds of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# /Graeme Garden blog
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# indeed
This joke was supplied by Ye, Olde & Sons. Purveyors to musichall since 1885.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)