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# swans are cunts
they chase you around lake windermere after your ice cream wafers.
however, you can use their necks for wiping your arse on.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# carry a large flying pan
and twat the bastard swans!
:D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)