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# OR NEAREST EQUIVALENT oh hang on a sec we've had this conversation before...
I'm OK, ta. Just narrowly survived a fresh wave of redundancies and hired a mobile home for a week in September so I can neck a load of LSD and explore lots of abandoned WWII listening posts along the south coast...

Which, I failed to realise before I committed myself to the plan, is probably gonna turn out more expensive than a fortnight in sodding Barbados. Especially cos there's a £1000 deposit and I fully intend to smoke fags inside the vehicle.

*EDIT* Oh, and snarl 'hello' to Joe S and Chunder B for me. (Do I know a Mrs S? Have I ever drunkenly tried to chat her up right in front of Mr S?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# A thousand quid deposit???
For a fucking caravan?

Is it made of diamonds or something....?
Jesus....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# well, he is going to get off his tits and burn it down
so probably, yeah :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# The best bit is, the REAL druges fiend is the one who's doing the driving.
I'm more of a bloody-mindedly determined drinker these days, relatively druges-free apart from the SSRIs, and have no driving licence.

It'll be a hugely fun week - just probably a lot more expensive than a domestic holiday should be. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# It makes me a tad nervous, cos I've been swindled out of every substantial deposit I've ever put down on anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Don't say that, I've just done that with the new flat in
Brum.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Seriously? *orders champagne*
Which bit of Brum?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Smack bang in the middle.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA !
So they've finally managed to palm off one of those ludicrous 'luxury' city centre flats on some poor sap? They must be laughing even harder than I am.

Jesus, Grunty. And you seemed such a bright feller.

Still, it'll be pretty cool having a whole building to yourself. Like Sebastian in Blade Runner. Except with interior doors with all the comforting domestic charm as those in GPs' surgeries.

Having said that - I'm delighted you're coming here. This is excellent news.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# *kills*
That's your bloody invite rescinded, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)
#
;)

I just realised, you'll need a whole building to accommodate the reactors that power your image-rendering engines.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
# *invite re-instated*
It's actually a lovely place, and you're more than welcome, as well you know.

Don't take the piss, I'm shit-scared I'm making a catastrophic mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Well, you've got at least half a dozen friends around you to begin with. That's a good start when moving to a new town.
You KNOW I'm a bloody wind-up merchant. Ignore me! (Just don't bloody ignore me)

You'll like it here. You will. A helluva lot of top Brum University graduates decide to stay.

See it from the inside.

And don't worry, y'silly sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)