No one can hit Brian
Unlike Chuck Norris, Brian Blessed's beard hides a second,louder, mouth
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:35,
archived)
there was a massive cover-up operation
the last time it was used.
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:29,
archived)