she will chain you to a radiator and beat you with a soiled prawn ring
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:30,
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:32,
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Oh, admit it
You're turned on by the thought, arent you?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:34,
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just think of Kerry Katona giving you a wink from the backdoor :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:37,
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