sellotape an open stapler to a rulerso you can run around slapping staples into peoples heads
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:06,
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This would be the most rational thing to do.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:07,
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