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# It's all ruined. I'm sad. Lets cry.
Lets cry together. Lets race, who can cry more? I'm crying faster. Lets click these pens. Click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# My tears rusted my pen.
Its all ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Is he calling the Samaritans or booking a skiing holiday?
Its always hard to tell with hedgehogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hey, Prequal - today I decided I needed a goatee.
It looks stupid. People will laugh. It's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Facial hair is there for experimenting, dude. Forget the h8rz.
I experimented with a goatee for about a year, then progressed to very sculpted beard and then said Fuck it, real men have real beards.

Now I feel bald when I shave.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# :D fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Grow a real beard. You'll never go back.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I'm forgetting my manners, I should have said
Pictures or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# If, in my sleep deprived state, I actually go outside like this and keep it for more than a handful of hours, I will furnish you with a picture of my face and facial peripherals.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# It doesn't have to be your face
I am only interested in the hair bit.

Here's a tip - Girls who like guys with facial hair are much wilder in bed ;)
Totally trufax. I have researched.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Girl to beard correlation backed up.
Initiate seduce girl protocol.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)