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# there was a story about an old woman
in the same edition of FHM.
she went to the doctors, complaining of 'green vines growing out of her virginny'
the doctor examined her and did, indeed, find green vines.
he also found the potato they were sprouting from.
when asked why she had felt the need to insert a potato, the crazy bint replied that it was to keep the devil out.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)