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# forceps and a mallet
that's all you need
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I'm broke
blew all my cash on stirrups and a speculum, what was I thinking :(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)
# sexual gratification, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# It was a gift as it goes
"Hardly appropriate" were my mother's exact words :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
# buy her flowers next mother's day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
# This is gold!
*writes down*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)
# mums-fussy fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)