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# Cranberry juice
is the answer.
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# it also goes well with vodka
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# EVERYTHING
goes well with vodka. Juice, cornflakes, an Airbus 320...
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# and don't forget
more vodka
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# You will always need more vodka
if consuming a passenger jet aircraft. But I rarely do. I tend to just look at my double-glazing and think "wouldn't that be improved with vodka?" And i'm damn right.
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# vodka jelly is rather tasty
and much fun if you get a drunken bloke to eat it out of a bra you're still wearing
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# I have had vodka
jelly, but I failed to grasp the science. It shouldn't work. Gelatin and alcohol are not comfy bedfellows.
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# drunkenness in not condusive to good science
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# Of course!
You get the Gelatin drunk, then it will bond with anything, just like humans! Smash, this might mean a Nobel Prize for you!




And some vodka.
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# it'd just be another thing to polish
but i'll take the vodka
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