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# how queer
also, 'DEAR COMPUTER, I CANNOT BE ARSED TO TAKE YOU APART EVERY FIVE MINUTES FOR WHEN THINGS STOP WORKING DUE TO AMNESIA AND THEN I PUT THEM IN AGAIN AND IT'S oh look there's a thing PLEASE STOP MAKING ME SAD, kthnx BAI'

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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# your computer has electro gonorrhoea, the noisy killer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I'd better stick it in a bucket of ointment
the computer too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# ointment heals the things time can't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# aside from ointment burns
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Give it a 100256897451025478154 hour rewind . . . then plug it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I await delivery coal from Irkutsk
delivery very slow, winter now, die of cold soon problem solved
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Stick two rubs together . . . light a spark \/*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# -------------------- I can't this keyboard keeps going ------------------------------------- all by itself!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Tune it to C . . . and then play it wordbacks . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)