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# are you finding christmas presents in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
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no, just a white dog poo and an old lady claiming she invented the banana
(daverule Poobumwobblebottynobnobsex, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# she didn't invent it
she just stole the patent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)
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i know, it was a duck called neville who really did it.. he lives in a cornflake packet in Shaftesbury bnAvenue
(daverule Poobumwobblebottynobnobsex, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)
# i hate that duck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)
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he stole my quavers
(daverule Poobumwobblebottynobnobsex, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)
# FUCKING QUAVERS-STEALING DUCK!
i love quavers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)