should really chose the poisoned dagger
but they ran out of stock
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:37,
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Bloody Ministry of Defence and their basic procurement difficulties.
I bet they're fresh out of curly-toed slippers and false beards, too.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:42,
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