My favourite one used to be
'Are you a window cleaner?'
The only real reply when you're up a ladder is 'No, sorry, I'm a burglar. Do me a favour and bring the van round.'
Honestly, what else would I be doing with a fur and squeegee, cleaning windows?
Twats.
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King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong,
Sat 6 Feb 2010, 19:38,
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