It's quite topical, as there is such a thing at the URL in my sig.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:20,
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so there is
do you carry that sig at all times in case of such an emergency?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:21,
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