I heard
Heather bought a plane with her divorce settlement....
and then a ladyshave for the otherleg...
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glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn,
Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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*comedy trombones*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:12,
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*spang*
i've got birthmarks younger than that joke
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:13,
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