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# if you get on the show
i challenge you, here and now, to work my name into the conversation somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Easy peasy.
EXPERT: "This is a delightful example of early Edwardian silversmithing, characterised by the almost rococo Stoke-on-Trent style of curlicue you can see here, and here."

ME: "Smash Monkey."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# YES! DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# You demonstrate a touching faith in my long-term memory.
Christ, my short-term memory is crap enough.

Anyway, what were we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# something about cheese, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Krautrock.
Or Cuba.

Or vacuum cleaners.

One of those, maybe.

*gazes into the mirror with horror*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)