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# Oh My.

That wasn't nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:48, archived)
# ,
"SPIN ME Toilet Seat, Rotate while you defecate, Really quite pleasant, £12. 01999 822 3320"
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:55, archived)
# MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm.
click to buy!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:02, archived)
# That's really pretty.
Wouldn't go with my bathroom's decor, though.
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:03, archived)
# tis very nice
I'll buy one
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:14, archived)
# This is nice too

if a little goth
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:19, archived)
# nothin
wrong with dressin black 24 hours a day

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:23, archived)
# I, for one,
Would be PROUD to squat down and "drop some friends off at the pond" on this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:28, archived)
# Oooo, wait
you're completely trashed, aren't you.
Friday night alone with a box of cheap American beer, I'll bet.
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:02, archived)
# How much
Does a bear cost in America?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:03, archived)
# around $10 probably for the cheap stuff.
You're not from 'round these parts?
edit: a dozen, I meant
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:05, archived)
# 5 (count 'em) 5!
Packages of bear parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:08, archived)
# chinese beer in america
woo
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:13, archived)
# This woman
(whom I dined with tonight and who is studying to be a pyschologist) suggested that I volunteer my abilites to charitable organizations. I was laughing so hard because I couldn't tell her about my weeklong obsession with posting to b3ta so I said , "well, the thing is..I'm not a very "caring" person."
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:23, archived)
# ahhahhaahh....
you are caring ... you share with everyone here... lol
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:24, archived)
# I just wish
I could photoshop the look on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:26, archived)
# I think I'm gonna cry.
How em-bear-rassing.

edit: so much for my fancy college d'greee. Hy'uck.
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:21, archived)
# .
"MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE but £2.50 will get you a cuddle. Call Valerie on or around 01999 834440."
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:48, archived)
# I don't want
to talk to any of your old girlfriends!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:51, archived)
# .

"YOUR FRONT DOOR. Get it back on 01999 835 310"
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:53, archived)
# What are you rambling about?
I don't get you.
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:51, archived)
# .
"INDUSTRIAL LAMINATOR. Laminates anything. I've just done my face. Can I do yours ? Or your hair ? or your house ? Call me now. Framley 567833"
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:52, archived)
# Hmmmm
You're watching late night TV, aren't you.
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:53, archived)
# .
"BITCH FLAP. Fits any door. Allows the wife to come and go. £35. 01999 352920"
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:54, archived)
# ...
Jesus that's rude
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:54, archived)
# ;o)
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:14, archived)
# Call me sometime.
.
(Nelly, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:54, archived)
# around noon
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:15, archived)
# Y'all
deserve Blue James.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:40, archived)
# That's not fair.
Deserve is such a harsh word.

Oh, and James: I'm still waiting for the clown! Where are you!!
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:43, archived)
# .
"TUESDAY AFTERNOON AT WORK. Really boring. Would swap for Friday, 3pm with prospect of drink afterwards"
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:48, archived)
# D'jever
go to dinner with someone studying to be a psychologist? Enough to make one insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:38, archived)
# no, can't sleep, clown will eat me.


Laugh damn it.
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:16, archived)
# Haven't you gone to bed yet?
That red X is hilarious, though.
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:20, archived)
# what red X?
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:22, archived)
# If you clear your cache
and reload you'll see.
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:23, archived)
# that one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:23, archived)
# 'nough
said.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:34, archived)
# now, i, must, sleeeeppppp...


Someone think of the kittens! Won't someone PLEASE think of the kittens?!
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:09, archived)
# just sent this gif to gail whose having her birthday
and by the way hates morbid stuff
clickety
or here's a bigger one with more frames
(fid, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:05, archived)
# thats
dead funny

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:08, archived)
# Cripes...
that is indeed morbid.
Maybe if it weren't a real corpse.
anyway, she should be honored.
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:12, archived)
# "Just one last one... go on .....


( blurghhh.... )"
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:47, archived)
# sleep or eat?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:54, archived)
# you know the drill.....
1. Beer or other booze

2. Food ( then sneak a beer in )

3. Beer, then some sleep but only if an
emergency. If weekend=True then bypass sleep

.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:56, archived)
# just a few minutes
and I'll be lying in bed with a big hershey bar
(fid, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:10, archived)
# I approve
...that is a fantastic image.

I know you've got a secret pro stock photo vault somewhere,
though... can't keep it a secret forever. BWAH HA HA
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:19, archived)
# hehehe.....
...I have a whole archive of pictures in a nuclear proof repository....

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:22, archived)
# Do they
have cicadas in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:32, archived)
# is that a Taco or similar dish ?
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:34, archived)
# Looks
like a philly cheese steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:35, archived)
# ooooh....
...gimme gimme gimme
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:39, archived)
# Ha ha.
How 'bout some sound effects.
"Screeeech screeeech screeech sreeeeeech" infinity
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:39, archived)
# I'd rather do
Flash Taco
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:55, archived)
# Where's Wally?


It's been around since mediaeval times....(click for big)
(I helped save b3ta! Erik Lonnröt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:38, archived)
# Morning, all
by the way - seem to be forgetting my manners! Hope everyone is well....
(I helped save b3ta! Erik Lonnröt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:39, archived)
# very....
....well. and pished.... ( hic )
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:41, archived)
# Lucky so and so.....
It's 6.30 am here - sun doesn't pass the yardarm for me until at least 7.30 am :^)
(I helped save b3ta! Erik Lonnröt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:49, archived)
# 6:30am ?
time for a beer m8

go on... you know you want to....

if you start this early you can be an alcoholic by 5pm

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:52, archived)
# i love
that painting. i 4get the name of it, can u tell me where u found it? thx
(BakeSnake, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] great
damn racists


(ElectricJesus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:36, archived)
# Great moment
Damn racists!
(ElectricJesus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:35, archived)
# how long do i have to keep my arms raised?
and lazy too!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:28, archived)
#
aren't they just sooooo cute!
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:32, archived)
# they can pop round my place anytime
I wanna give em a vodka
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:54, archived)
# "I can see you...."
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:24, archived)
# my last tonight
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:13, archived)
# "no tongues"
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:13, archived)
# "My holiday snaps..."


"LONDON"
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:08, archived)
# beautiful
and strange
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:10, archived)
#
sexy almost
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:14, archived)
[challenge entry] democracy
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:06, archived)
# i'm still awake


Der Flammen-Kitten
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:06, archived)
# This is not my work, but it's funny as hell!
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:04, archived)
# Whoa, dude!
Let me look around and see if I can find the one of the lady golfer kissing the phallically-shaped trophy! We're talking FUN-NY!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:50, archived)
# Well..
The board's soooooo dead slow, and so am I.

A fun and entertaining night, but it's the crack of dawn here... me's away.
Night'ol..
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:47, archived)
# Brittany & Justin...
Back together for 1 last Hallowen
(uptownjoe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:33, archived)

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