Errr.......



Dear Sir or Madam, will you eat my book?
It took me years to write, and just as long to cook
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
In a yogurt sauce, it’s a very tasty paperback raita
Paperback raita

There’s Garam Masala sprinkled on the top
And a touch of mint to make your taste buds pop
I got the recipe from the Daily Mail
It's a tasty dish, it’s a very tasty paperback raita
Paperback raita

Paperback raita

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
With a cup of onion and a chilli too
I can make it thicker if you like the style
Or just add more garlic to my very tasty paperback raita
Paperback raita

If you really like it you can have a lot
I can mix it all up in a great big pot
If you want to make some, you can make it here
I’ve got all the bits to make a very tasty paperback raita
Paperback raita
Paperback raita
(fade out)


( Darryn.R, Mon 5 May 2003, 11:52, More)

Very surprised if this hasn't been done...

(Crowscar, Mon 5 May 2003, 10:40, More)

STOP PRESS!
I found elvis last night!

in my cheese curry!!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 5 May 2003, 10:29, More)

Whilst everybody knew the Moon was made of cheese
Few realised that the Ring of Uranus was splattered with Curry!



NASA's new images from the Hubble telescope were a real eye opener for the general public!

[Sorry, but I've overdosed on Carry On Movies and back issues of Viz this bank holiday weekend...]
( gurningchimp, Mon 5 May 2003, 9:43, More)

legend says it was a giant iceberg...

but we know the *FACTS*
( woowoowoo, Mon 5 May 2003, 8:21, More)

on the southern tip of the micronesian archipelago...

yes, it's an island of pilau!
'pologies for extreme crappiness
( woowoowoo, Mon 5 May 2003, 7:56, More)

Mark Curry Loves Cheese

(TheYankee, Mon 5 May 2003, 4:03, More)

Or how about a Tanned-uri . . .

( itchinbowow, Mon 5 May 2003, 2:04, More)

Damn late-night cartoons....

My first time. Be gentle.
(pizzafish is obsessed with her kitten, Mon 5 May 2003, 1:25, More)

The detective could tell; There were holes in his story

( Or is it?, Mon 5 May 2003, 1:22, More)

curry jetpac

( pippy is a truck, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:48, More)

Another one of those nice say what you see type things

(Major Bumcrack, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:45, More)

.

( C-Bean on, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:30, More)

That Timberlake is all over the place just now...

(Glenn with his latest username still can't decide, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:24, More)

Don't ask me, i just made it...
>
(Evilgenius, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:20, More)

( Kaiser, Sun 4 May 2003, 23:55, More)

Cheese mine


And he loves her just the way she is.

My apologies for general crappiness. I'm sure I'lll regret posting this later. Ah well.
(Mademoiselle BOO, Sun 4 May 2003, 23:05, More)

I'm new, be gentle!
Erm... here's my first att3mpt (i promise i'll never do that again) at a funny pic. Please don't grate my skin against the ventilation shaft on the ceiling!



For everyone that can't tell, it's a cheese that couldn't hold its curry, nor its lager. It looked better before it was put on floppy disc.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 4 May 2003, 22:45, More)

I like to party, uh-huh. Everybody does. Make love and listen to the music...
etc.



Sorry about the shite quality, tried to keep file size as low as possible.

Better quality one here.
( GazChap, Sun 4 May 2003, 21:56, More)

Lie-cheese

( itchinbowow, Sun 4 May 2003, 21:56, More)