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euphemisms

Euphemisms! The lubricant of polite society around the world, we want to see just what you can't quite bring yourself to express. Make sure your computer isn't exposing too much ankle and stick your pics on the board.

(Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:13)
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# Tonight, I hope to be


Throwing chalky love darts at the mouse's ear..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:59, More)
# say what you see....
piss

so why does everyone's comedic polarity change on red nose day?

I’ve been called a miserable twat all day, this from people who’s idea of 'funny' is last of the summer fuckin wine.

odd.
(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:59, More)
# There it is Mr Sugden

(darfbozo, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:57, More)
# Sue felt much lighter after...
Dropping the kids off at the pool


(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:56, More)
# another euphemism generated...
She often closed her eyes when icing the great prisoner...


(dognutz, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:56, More)
# self explanatory

(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:56, More)
# The real reason Bill only had a gobble off of Monica...
...is he said "it would been like Waving a Sausage in the Albert Hall"


(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:51, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:49, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:47, More)
# Popping the Pringles.
onto a bird's face

Euphemism or filth? You decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:46, More)
# Batty boy

(trollface, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:45, More)
# that euphamism generator is hatstand
this is what it came up with:

The last time I saw him, he was badgering the groovy furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:44, More)
# My favorite!
Behold the almighty giant bearded clam!


I like this compo! better break out my Viz collection.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:41, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:32, More)
# Taking it up the marmite motorway.......

(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:30, More)
# Woo
Ernie couldn't wait to get home and try and score in Beryls' Gammon Goalposts

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:29, More)
# Bob decided to


Jack Paul's thread
(trollface, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:27, More)
# Ahhh. Do you think your granny realises....


...that that nice Mr Titchmarsh off the telly is an UPHILL GARDENER?
You only usually see him in gardens on a level plane.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:24, More)
# She liked nothing better


Than licking her large mauve envelope...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:24, More)
# repost for competition

(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:18, More)
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