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modern fairytales

Modern Fairytales. The stories we read to kids are great, but they have dated somewhat. Update an existing tale or invent a new one to scare today's children with, illustrate it and put the results on the messageboard.

(Fri 4 Apr 2003, 13:43)
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# he traded his redundency payoff for some magic beans and became...
Jack and the Ganja stalk!

Let's see how high he gets until he sees Giants with a golden KFC mega-bucket and a very attractive inamnimate object!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:56, More)
# Jack and the Beanstalk

(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:35, More)
# Three Bling Mice

See how they swagger,
come after you with a carving knife,
three bling mice.
I leave it up to you to repeat eat line twice in tune with the nursery rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:15, More)
# "bless my galoshes"


said Mr Jeremy Fisher, "I most certainly shall not be coming here for my holidays again."
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:39, More)
# Fairytale
of New York

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:17, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:12, More)
# Attempts to remake 'three men in a Tub' failed miserably


Mainly because I don't know anyone called candlestickmaker.
(Cleggy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:01, More)
# My first paintmashed animation!

Click now - our operators are standing by!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:39, More)
# The owl and the Duncan went to sea...
They went to sea in a sieve, they did! In a sieve they went to sea!
...in a beautiful, pea-green boat.

(Not photoshopped at all. More Humphrey and Duncan.)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:21, More)
# Meaning no offence to Lewis Carroll
but you sometimes have to wonder...


Click for more legible...
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:10, More)
# little bo' selecta come blow your horn.

(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:47, More)
# Jack and the E stalk

(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:45, More)
# And now Mr Wolf

The book says you've got to eat me
(Snafu, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:43, More)
# Goldilocks and the three bears


I feel quite ill. Pete
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:41, More)
# Chicken Lickin'

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:26, More)
# Hey, I know you! Aren't you the Marquis of Carabas?


[edit]And thanks to chthonic and popt for the offers of house-space! :D We'll be fine, but you're Very Nice to offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:19, More)
# Modern day fairy tales...

...should get kids interested in politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:16, More)
# ahhh
its goldylocks....


(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:11, More)
# "I'll huff..
and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house up!"


(hotrodzombie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:07, More)
# Chicken Little...

Sorry. I don't post often, and now you know why...
(Sirch is Chris, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:06, More)
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