This is my first attempt
at a photoshop thingy:


i used part of someone elses piccy from earlier on today.
is that ok? or not? will soon find out i suppose.
(jonesyb, Sun 11 Aug 2002, 16:57, More)

The 5 th secret emergency service..


( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Sun 11 Aug 2002, 15:20, More)

He says with soggy feet,

(clicky for webby!)
( stevierar, Sun 11 Aug 2002, 11:07, More)

Sorry but...


MORNING EVERYONE!
FEELING CHEERY?
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Sun 11 Aug 2002, 11:06, More)

Yet Another 5th Emergency Service
ICE CREAM!!!

( StryderX82, Sun 11 Aug 2002, 3:02, More)

it's a trick question:
"Police, Ambulance, Fire Brigade and the AA are the top four emergency services. Which is number five?"

( spacefish bong!, Sun 11 Aug 2002, 0:31, More)

It's the Fifth Emergency Purves.
(pronounced per-vis It's a punne or play on wordes you see.)



This is possibly lost on most people, unless you're British and over 30. Never mind. Mrs Nobody laughed.

See my new misheard song effort!
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 22:13, More)

Compo entry..


( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 21:24, More)

Well this fellow is a life saver 'round my way

I'll have two tawnys and a lesser sooty for the nipper, ta.
( growler, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 19:40, More)

>>>

(monkeymonkeymonkey, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 19:31, More)

Go on then..
One more


( LuftWaffle, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 18:59, More)

There when you need it most. (Working)

(PJ, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 18:54, More)

Evening.

( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 18:54, More)

roadside attraction
.

( Alfie, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 18:44, More)

self-referential

to the uninspired image manipulator, photoshop filters are the fifth emergency service
( spacefish bong!, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 18:41, More)

...




Apologies if this has been done/mentioned before ...
( nyarlathotep, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 18:27, More)

the 5th emergency for virgin mothers to be
.


surely not hell for me?
( Alfie, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 17:56, More)

Errmm....

Why? Because I had to.
( MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Sat 10 Aug 2002, 17:55, More)

its porn, cat style

(p-chan, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 16:52, More)

Its either this or work


( LuftWaffle, Sat 10 Aug 2002, 16:50, More)