In order to prevent the next diabetes epidemic:

The Gulper Eel Is Eating A Cheeseburger Alarm.

wooo
(Frezedriedelvis, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 20:41, More)

Desperately unoriginal....

( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 20:38, More)

Ever loose on change
and tight on time?

(ChillyWilly, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 19:18, More)

Oh fucksticks
No matter what I do, I can't get this below 160k :(

So clickety
will have to do

And I was pretty fucking pleased with it too. [sulking]
( kinell, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 19:06, More)

When my computer breaks down this helps alot...

(Quiksilver, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 18:44, More)

This is my first post on b3ta... YAY!

(Laminated, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 18:23, More)

Your photo
Well, I think you are very sexy ~ wish I was younger!
(Trishy, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 18:10, More)

not that I would know but.....

(Maels, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 18:01, More)

tra la la la la laa, la la la la la

(Mattyboy, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 17:37, More)

The Fifth Elementary Service
For dyslexic Bruce Willis fans with an Arthur Conan Doyle fixation ...


... we're the Fifth Elementary Service
*wince*
(Bouncy, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 17:36, More)

there can only be one fifth emergency service...

evenin all
(sye, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 17:16, More)

First post


Middle of nowhere? Need beer? Don't panic!
(dagan, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 17:00, More)

The Emergency Fry Up
Serving the community every morning.



needs some flashing blue lights
( gub~gub Established board n00b, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:48, More)

Booze emergency

(geetoo, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:10, More)

Nettles:
The desperate bastards emergency service


( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:54, More)

to b3tans, we are the 5th emergency service

( six50, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:31, More)

Just Inhale that fresh western air


and then cough like f***!
(scubadog, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:18, More)

My effort...

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:16, More)

Saving lives since 10:23am

( HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:13, More)

the mystery unveiled

not of who the service is, but of how purile i really am
( Beardo, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:02, More)