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Get Rich Quick - we want to know your plans to earn lots of money. Maybe a monkey that can shit pure gold, or a spam that really works. Post your ideas on the board.
(Fri 5 Mar 2004, 13:50)
Okay buddy... here's the deal
you get to buy these authentic new banknotes at a reduced price... so you will be ahead of the game with the new currency when it rolls out...
once i have enough money from the sale of the new notes to get everything into place we're going to loose a giant chameleon into Buck House, it will immediately eat the Queen and any other members of the royal family that are within tongue snapping distance.
some key rebel ministers will then arrange a quick ceremony and 'Karma' the chameleon will be pronounced King of all Engerlander.
Immediately your foresight will reward you as the notes you have purchased will be legal tender.
best of all is that we will then shrinktabulise the new King and house him in a small glass tank, with no trimmings spared for his comfort, and all unnecessary royal houses, parks and vehicles will be sold as scrap.
escaped members of the old regime will be shot and the bodies hollowed out to make sea fairing canoes.
so buddy... you in? how many you wanna buy?
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:06, More)
its what we all want!
... the pimperclip!
or the paperpimp... you choose
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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:28, More)
get rich quick
i'm posting this as a reply so no one notices how poor it is...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:51, More)
Get Rich Quick. Scheme #71. Plastic Surgeon.
Make a fortune giving your friends interchangeable faces.
Endless fun at weddings.
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 14:27, More)
See you in hell
I hear the brimstone is lovely this time of year.
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SqueakyG, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 14:08, More)
Well you can make lots of money
It's just getting the supply that's tough..
Go on, see that it isn't funny. Or maybe it is!
Maybe it's all a game whereby you only participate with your soul.
Click for big.
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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 13:15, More)
It could be you ...
... well, to tell the truth, there's not much could about it.
A quickie for the challenge, but be nice, it's my birthday today.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 12:04, More)
Even Clipit was in on it
a quick and dirty way to celebrate my first compo post that must have been done before, and in many other situations...
sorry if it is too biggy
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 0:32, More)
The only sure way
to get rich quick is to write a book like this
Not buy one.
Now available from Northern Blerk Publishing. Only £25.00
(, Sun 7 Mar 2004, 20:09, More)
Not exactly rich...
Not exactly rich but hey, it's free money! (The small unreadable text says "Special offers for Dolites").
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renegatus: i'm what willis was talkin' 'bout, Sun 7 Mar 2004, 19:38, More)
Get Rich Quick (This challenge is now closed)Get Rich Quick - we want to know your plans to earn lots of money. Maybe a monkey that can shit pure gold, or a spam that really works. Post your ideas on the board.
(Fri 5 Mar 2004, 13:50)
Okay buddy... here's the deal
you get to buy these authentic new banknotes at a reduced price... so you will be ahead of the game with the new currency when it rolls out...
once i have enough money from the sale of the new notes to get everything into place we're going to loose a giant chameleon into Buck House, it will immediately eat the Queen and any other members of the royal family that are within tongue snapping distance.
some key rebel ministers will then arrange a quick ceremony and 'Karma' the chameleon will be pronounced King of all Engerlander.
Immediately your foresight will reward you as the notes you have purchased will be legal tender.
best of all is that we will then shrinktabulise the new King and house him in a small glass tank, with no trimmings spared for his comfort, and all unnecessary royal houses, parks and vehicles will be sold as scrap.
escaped members of the old regime will be shot and the bodies hollowed out to make sea fairing canoes.
so buddy... you in? how many you wanna buy?
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:06, More)
its what we all want!
... the pimperclip!
or the paperpimp... you choose
(
stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:28, More)
get rich quick
i'm posting this as a reply so no one notices how poor it is...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:51, More)
Get Rich Quick. Scheme #71. Plastic Surgeon.
Make a fortune giving your friends interchangeable faces.
Endless fun at weddings.
(
Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 14:27, More)
See you in hell
I hear the brimstone is lovely this time of year.
(
SqueakyG, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 14:08, More)
Well you can make lots of money
It's just getting the supply that's tough..
Go on, see that it isn't funny. Or maybe it is!
Maybe it's all a game whereby you only participate with your soul.
Click for big.
(
Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 13:15, More)
It could be you ...
... well, to tell the truth, there's not much could about it.
A quickie for the challenge, but be nice, it's my birthday today.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 12:04, More)
Even Clipit was in on it
a quick and dirty way to celebrate my first compo post that must have been done before, and in many other situations...
sorry if it is too biggy
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 0:32, More)
The only sure way
to get rich quick is to write a book like this
Not buy one.
Now available from Northern Blerk Publishing. Only £25.00
(, Sun 7 Mar 2004, 20:09, More)
Not exactly rich...
Not exactly rich but hey, it's free money! (The small unreadable text says "Special offers for Dolites").
(
renegatus: i'm what willis was talkin' 'bout, Sun 7 Mar 2004, 19:38, More)