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Get Rich Quick - we want to know your plans to earn lots of money. Maybe a monkey that can shit pure gold, or a spam that really works. Post your ideas on the board.

(Fri 5 Mar 2004, 13:50)
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# Dial 0981-DUMBASS


(Notice my fine central alignment skills)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:28, More)
# how do i post this as a compo entry, yes i know its bad. good idea tho :P

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:07, More)
# spam!

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:02, More)
# Bill Gates accidentally deletes the renewal request

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:52, More)
# Salt, Pepper and Ketchup together at last!


coming soon SPKGherkins!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:44, More)
# repost for compy
sell these and you could make a fortune....



damn those IT people for only having mspaint..
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:10, More)
# I might open a new "restaurant"


(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:01, More)
# Free cash!
They must have a huge backlog by now:

(Clicky biggy)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:47, More)
# you know, for the horn.

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:54, More)
# Did I miss-hear this weeks competition?

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:11, More)
# Easy Money from Immigrants
squirrel your money away
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 4:49, More)
# I've already signed up!

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:40, More)
# Their batteries last for just under 3 minutes...

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:37, More)
#

(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:46, More)
# Diet Coke! Now you can do it all day, you'll NEVER gain weight!
Diet Coke
Now with lemon fresh feeling.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, More)
# Getting rich whilst having fun!

(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:03, More)
# meh

/me acquires dayjob, does not quit it
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:58, More)
# .

(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:18, More)
# Okay buddy... here's the deal


you get to buy these authentic new banknotes at a reduced price... so you will be ahead of the game with the new currency when it rolls out...

once i have enough money from the sale of the new notes to get everything into place we're going to loose a giant chameleon into Buck House, it will immediately eat the Queen and any other members of the royal family that are within tongue snapping distance.

some key rebel ministers will then arrange a quick ceremony and 'Karma' the chameleon will be pronounced King of all Engerlander.

Immediately your foresight will reward you as the notes you have purchased will be legal tender.

best of all is that we will then shrinktabulise the new King and house him in a small glass tank, with no trimmings spared for his comfort, and all unnecessary royal houses, parks and vehicles will be sold as scrap.

escaped members of the old regime will be shot and the bodies hollowed out to make sea fairing canoes.

so buddy... you in? how many you wanna buy?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:06, More)
# its what we all want!

... the pimperclip!

or the paperpimp... you choose
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:28, More)
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